The most wonderfulest of things happened today you guys! I don’t think you understand how glorious this is!
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Tag: Macy’s
But You Don’t Have To Take My Word For It
Saturday was the first 9 hour shift I had at my department store hell in a while and it was an extra strong batch of the destruction of my self-esteem and frustration that reached volcanic eruption levels. It was bad.
Monday
A gentleman walks into the towels section of my department store.
Me: Do you need help with anything?
Him: Yes, what are your plushiest towels and do you have a way to measure the plushiness?
Me: (starts to laugh then stops when I realize he’s not joking) …unfortunately we don’t have the technology to measure towel plushiness yet, sir…
And off to that magical place I go again. Have a great day!
Your Retail Therapy Is Not My Therapy
Christmas is here and the joyous and merry people are nowhere to be found. Where they at though? And can they come to my store because everyone else seems to suck all the light from my life. On the daily.
