5 New Year’s Resolutions for the Magical Black Girl In Your Life

Yo. It’s 2017. How in the heck did we get here? “By living, Diane,” you’ll probably say. In which I’d respond, “Shut up, smart-ass.”

I’m Not a Kid Anymore. But whhhhhy?

One of my least favorite things about getting older is learning all the different ways my body is changing as a result of just living my darn life, business as usual. Lesson learned last night? I can’t approach parties like this Expecting to come out on the other side like When in reality I wakeContinue reading “I’m Not a Kid Anymore. But whhhhhy?”

Oh Hey 2015, Take A Seat

I can’t even take the idea of New Year’s resolutions seriously because I never keep to mine. I think I even stopped making them like 5 years ago, but you know what? I’m approaching 30 and the games have got to stop. I’ve got to become more srs bsns. And I should start by doingContinue reading “Oh Hey 2015, Take A Seat”

Freedom Is Coming Tomorrow

The times have changed. It was really easy to freak out and feel like a failure when I left my full-time job because I was too busy defining my success according to how other people defined it…for themselves. NOT ME! Well, liberation is here my friends, because I don’t care what you think!

Here’s How I Know Kim K Went Too Far

David doesn’t give a rats behind about pop culture. One bit. I do though! He sends me a text: “Have you seen this break the internet thing with her?” And he attached the photo. Me: Yeah when it first came out. Still don’t care. David: Me either until I saw this