If I have to hear or see more whitesplaining from Fox News and basically every media outlet on how the Charleston Church TERRORIST attack had nothing to do with race, but attacks on religious freedom, a hate crime against Christianity, drugs, mental disorders or anything outside of the disgusting thing that it was, a hate-filled manContinue reading “ENOUGH.”
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Dear Monday Evening Thunderstorm
If you’re not done by he time the finale of RuPaul’s Drag Race comes on, we’re going to have some problems. Get your crap together, DIRECTV. DO BETTER!
Hey. Ho, Let’s Go!
New laptop is here. Are you ready? Because I am. And this thing is like Kylie Jenner after she got her new lips and went to her 25-year old boyfriend’s house ready to show him what she could do! Wait. What do you mean she’s only 17? And her parents are okay with this? But like…isn’tContinue reading “Hey. Ho, Let’s Go!”
Dark Roast Blog Hiatus!
Not because I don’t wanna post, but because my laptop is a piece of crap! Good news is I get a new one soon! Bad news is soon is in like 3 weeks. But the reason for lack of posts is my not wanting to deal with how obnoxious my laptop loading is. How frustratedContinue reading “Dark Roast Blog Hiatus!”
I Have Feels and it’s Rick Grimes’ Fault
Do you guys watch “The Walking Dead”? If you do and you’re all caught up on this season, keep reading. If you’re not caught up, naturally, avoid spoilers and come find this post after you watch the episode “Try.” If you don’t watch “The Walking Dead,” well I won’t judge your life choices butttttt
Is It The Weekend Yet?
That moment you get a new job after telling people in the interview that you’re great at multi-tasking, prioritizing important projects, and handling a huge workload. And that other moment when you start the job, and three weeks in, they’re giving you all of the work. Like, ALL OF THE WORK. Or at least itContinue reading “Is It The Weekend Yet?”
Dream Cast: Avengers: Age of Ultron
In honor of Women’s History Month (are you celebrating by telling a woman that she’s awesome everyday? I hope so!) I’m combining my love for comic book movies and telling people what to do to create my dream cast for the The Avengers: Age of Ultron except with only females casted in the main roles!Continue reading “Dream Cast: Avengers: Age of Ultron”
The Ultimatum
It’s like…no matter what you do or what you say, sometimes you can’t convince people that despite all the bumps and bruises you’ve sustained along the way, you’re living your life exactly the way you planned to.
I Bring Thee….DELIVERANCE!
The most wonderfulest of things happened today you guys! I don’t think you understand how glorious this is!
Have You Seen This Wizard?
They’ve been rumored to be hanging around Borgin and Burkes in Diagon Alley, looking suspicious and putting birds inside of cabinets…