A gentleman walks into the towels section of my department store.
Me: Do you need help with anything?
Him: Yes, what are your plushiest towels and do you have a way to measure the plushiness?
Me: (starts to laugh then stops when I realize he’s not joking) …unfortunately we don’t have the technology to measure towel plushiness yet, sir…
And off to that magical place I go again. Have a great day!