Monday

A gentleman walks into the towels section of my department store.

Me: Do you need help with anything?

Him: Yes, what are your plushiest towels and do you have a way to measure the plushiness?

Me: (starts to laugh then stops when I realize he’s not joking) …unfortunately we don’t have the technology to measure towel plushiness yet, sir…

And off to that magical place I go again. Have a great day!

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