Here’s How I Know Kim K Went Too Far

David doesn’t give a rats behind about pop culture. One bit. I do though!

He sends me a text: “Have you seen this break the internet thing with her?” And he attached the photo.

Me: Yeah when it first came out. Still don’t care.

David: Me either until I saw this

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo my childhood! I love Homer…I love…the…

And then I got curious on the internets

*spits out milk*

STAWPPPP IT

Such a majestic steed

Oh, was that rude? Was I objectifying her? She’ll be fine.

This photo is in reference to this

AND GOODBYE WORLD